piatttheriot asked:

HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOOD CHUCK CHUCK IF A WOOD CHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD!?!?!?? also can i get a promo?? <3

A woodchuck would only chuck as much wood as Chuck Norris would allow it to, because the woodchuck shares Chuck’s name. Therefore, Chuck must punish it and make it chuck as much wood as Chuck can. So, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as Chuck could.

Posted on 18 January, 2012, 12:09am. This post has 56 notes.
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    ROFL ROFL ROFL (2 min later) *exhales slowly* :D
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